everyone hold onto your chopsticks because some juicy, mouth-watering, savory, perfectly salted dumplings are about to sweep this city by storm. details to come….

no matter what, dozer will somehow always find a way to rest his head on my gluteus.

get them sit ups right and tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this. believe it or not, tiff used to play tennis so she was showing me her form. the only thing i noticed was how FLAT her stomach was.

-_-”‘

look, ma! NO ROLLS!