We recently taught my mom how to send e-mails. We set her up with an e-mail account, and naturally used her initials/last nameĀ in her e-mail address. And of course, that name was already taken, so my sister had to add on some numbers.

What are the first numbers that come to mind? Birthday of course.

My mom was born on April 20…which means her e-mail address makes her sound like she rips sick hits out of bongs on a daily basis. HOLLLLERRRR at my mom and tell her how awesome she is: LJChang420@gmail.com!

So, she’s starting to practice using the internet and occasionally sends us e-mails whenever she gets bored at home.

I feel like I’m about to put her on blast here (think mymomisafob.com), but in one of the recent e-mails she wrote to my sister, she referred to my dog as “Mauch”.

If you don’t know already, my cute doggeh’s name is actually Mochi, like the delicious Japanese rice cake dessert.

Now, my sister and I run around the house yelling MAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH. MAUUUUUUUUUUUCH!!! Next time you see Mochi, you should yell that out, too. All the cool kids are!!